Back to Basics

In my life, Cock worship is a powerful force linking me into meaningful relationships with other men. I like to wax philosophical because Cock inspires me and, geek that I am, I have to elaborate on Cock, examine Him from every angle, eke out every bit of meaning He brings to my life. But I can get caught up in all that. It’s always important to get back to the basics. The most basic fact about me is that I worship Cock.

Look at the expression on this guy’s face. I’ve only had this icon for a few months, but it has become a focal point in my masturbation. I’ve never met the man, but I know that he is my brother, that he feels about and understands Cock as I do. I know the awe and the relief he feels in the intensity of his prayer. When I give myself to Cock, I am infused with the strength to carry me through the day. My body is relaxed and my soul is at peace. I know this man will carry through his day with a spring in his step, because he has worshiped Cock.

I love this guy’s dick. Red and purple cockheads drive me crazy and he’s got nice length and good thickness. Again, it’s just a great basic recipe.

So it this: Cute guy with a great cock ready for action. Is anything better?

A good thick cock does something magical to set off a guy’s face. Check these out.

It’s not like the guys weren’t good looking already, but a guy’s face looks three times as beautiful when framed with a cock. I know I worship Cock, because it doesn't have to be mine. You guys have probably already picked up on the fact that I’m a size queen. There’s something about a thick, hard towering cock—

—that has to fill a man with reverence and awe. Remember that cock comes in wondrous variety—both cut and uncut—

And with all sorts of curves.

Celebrate that diversity.

And whatever size queen instincts we may have, we can’t forget that every cock is a link to Cock in the transcendental sense. I would never want to miss out on a guy like this—

—and not just because I love gear. His cock and balls may be smaller, but they look like so much fun to play with. And life’s experience does suggest that there is something to that “motion of the ocean” theory. Fucking and sucking may emerge from natural instincts, but the techniques are definitely learned and practiced skills. Is there any among us who couldn’t stand to get back to the basics when it comes to that? Like any skill, you only get good with a commitment to fundamentals.

Speaking of fundamentals, remember that wanking is the first fundamental of Cock worship. There’s a silly straight movie called 40 Days and 40 Nights where Josh Hartnett gives up for Lent all sexual contact, including masturbation. The character works in an office where the males, while sadly heterosexual, have the good bonded practice of rigorously monitoring one another’s sexual conduct and encouraging performance at a high level. The Hartnett character’s decision to abstain throws this culture into crisis. In uncomprehending consternation at Hartnett’s willful disregard of his society’s core ethics, one of his buddies’ cries out, “Do you hate your dick? Because I really feel that’s my best relationship!” As well it should be.

So my question for you is, “Have you taken care of your buddy today?” Josh doesn't know what he's doing here. Proper male bonding begins in your fist.

Don’t forget to take of your other buddies, too. It’s all about buddy love.

But remember, we are here not merely to play, but to worship. Give Cock the reverence He’s due.

Remember that Cock is everywhere. In your buddy’s jeans (love that purple cock head)—

—on-line (who was the dumbfuck who thought up circumcision anyway?)—

—and even the guy next door is equipped with one (why didn’t this guy ever live next door to me?).

For guys, Cock is with us even when there aren’t three or more of us gathered, but even I have to admit there’s a special magic in a threesome.

So get back to the basics and worship some Cock. The world never seems so right as when you’re active in your prayer life.